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Centrifugal birthing bed

by Why Are You Reading My Name Dec 25, 2020 2 Comments 1 Link

#baby, #birth, #born, #funny, #galaxy, #life, #mankind, #parents, #physics, #space,

For future colonization of the galaxy – not for fun. Read more

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Depression prediction checking for new hires

by RudeJude Jan 2, 2021 4 Comments 4 Links

#business, #depression, #employment, #health, #hiring, #hr, #jobs, #mentalhealth, #work,

Sounds mean but employers have to take the quality of life of... Read more

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Square food cans – store more soup in a cuboid container

by Mickey Sep 28, 2020 3 Comments 2 Links

#eco, #environment, #food, #math, #packaging, #shopping, #storage, #supermarkets,

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Leave crashed vehicles at accident hotspots

by Blinko Sep 21, 2020 3 Comments 3 Links

#accident, #auto, #car, #crash, #dead, #death, #safety,

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Wallet that explodes if you don’t press a secret switch before you open it

by Jimbo May 3, 2020 1 Comment 1 Link

#gadget, #gift, #money, #revenge, #security, #theft, #thief, #wallet,

Wallet that explodes if you don’t press a secret switch before you open it

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Cheese flavoured drinks

by ꧁༺슈༻꧂ Jan 26, 2021 3 Comments 3 Links

#cheese, #drink, #eating, #food,

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Fake balls for neutered dogs

by Nodger Jul 25, 2021 4 Comments 4 Links

#animals, #dogs, #health, #nature, #pets, #surgery,

Not sure if this is a good idea or not, but it’s... Read more

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Pepper spray phone cases

by RudeJude Jan 10, 2021 3 Comments 3 Links

#cell, #cellphone, #gadget, #phone, #safety,

Only to be used in the right situation, obviously. Read more

Pepper spray phone cases

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Personal information swipe cards

by 8-BIT BOBBY Oct 26, 2020 2 Comments 2 Links

#bankcard, #card, #information, #shopping, #shops, #store,

In stores, it takes ages to fill out your name, address, postcode,... Read more

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Criminal snitcher app – photograph a crime and send to police in an instant

by 8-BIT BOBBY Jan 20, 2020 0 Comments 0 Links

#community, #crime, #criminal, #law, #local, #police, #thief,

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Grave rotator – bio degrader that turns you to liquid and sinks for next grave occupant

by Dennis Williams May 15, 2020 2 Comments 3 Links

#burial, #eco, #family, #grave,

You could be buried on top of grandma, who was buried on... Read more

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scrotum lamp handles – to remind yourself to wash everywhere

by Dennis Williams Jun 1, 2021 4 Comments 3 Links

#balls, #bathroom, #fun, #joke, #lamp, #scrotum,

scrotum lamp handles – to remind yourself to wash everywhere

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Clip-together elasticated shoelace bands

by Clever Dick Apr 12, 2020 3 Comments 3 Links

#clothes, #clothing, #lace, #shoes, #sneakers, #trainers,

Elasticate your shoes and never need to tie laces again. Read more

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Former friend stuffed pet pillows!

by Nodger Nov 10, 2021 4 Comments 4 Links

#bed, #cats, #death, #dogs, #furnishings, #kids, #pets, #pillow,

Rather than have your dead cat stuffed and made solid, have it... Read more

Former friend stuffed pet pillows!

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keep calm – carry on

by Why Are You Reading My Name May 13, 2020 2 Comments 2 Links

#freedom, #peace, #philosophy, #wisdom, #work,

keep calm – carry on

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Denim pants

by Dennis Williams Apr 4, 2021 4 Comments 3 Links

#clothing, #denim, #fashion, #knickers, #pants, #style,

Like these but that match your denim jeans. Please, ladies. Read more

Denim pants

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Gender tax, to pay for crime committed by men

by Seal Dwidakiss Jun 28, 2021 4 Comments 4 Links

#crime, #female, #male, #men, #money, #sexism, #tax, #women,

Gender tax, to pay for crime committed by men

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Upskirt fetish shoe cams

by Dennis Williams Dec 28, 2020 2 Comments 2 Links

#camera, #fun, #gadget, #porn, #rude,

Not for me of course, it’s what the Japanese kids are doing. Read more

Upskirt fetish shoe cams

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Ads on ATMs

by MeterMan May 17, 2020 2 Comments 2 Links

#ads, #advertising, #atm, #bank, #money, #products, #shopping,

They could even see what you use your card to buy recently... Read more

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Tax motorists by the mile not the engine size

by green fingers Apr 23, 2020 2 Comments 2 Links

#auto, #automobile, #cars, #eco, #environment, #pollution, #tax,

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