Grave rotator – bio degrader that turns you to liquid and sinks for next grave occupant
You could be buried on top of grandma, who was buried on top of her grandma – each sinks after 50 years so you could stack up a whole family in one plot – making enough room for all those whom’s religion demands they own a piece of earth’s limited land for eternity!
You can share other people’s graves in London, not long til we need the grave rotator to turn it into an ongoing way to get shot of those who don’t like the feeling of being torched instead.
Pretty dark idea. How about turning into a tree instead?