Blimey, hold on to your hat – it’s really been patented.
“It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.”
Funny but thinking about it. A safe centrifugal birthing bed is exactly what the earth is – and should remain to be.
Blimey, hold on to your hat – it’s really been patented.
“It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.”