The Science Gallery in Dublin has built a full-scale model of the Ig Nobel Prize-winning Blonsky birthing device, and placed it next to the window where passersby can admire and wonder at it: This …
Blimey, hold on to your hat – it’s really been patented.
“It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.”
Like, but not spinney enough
Ha, highly improbable.
But you’re prefer this… https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e8y7AcMvEZE
Blimey, hold on to your hat – it’s really been patented.
“It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.”