Infinite monkeys tend to produce nothing (on a Shakespearean scale)
“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” ― Robert Wilensky
Hmm, non-mathematicians should be careful how they use infinity. Good read about the history of the original theory here though.
Even Redditers missed that he got infinity mixed up with a million. Good idea though, makes you think.