Dog poop bag fingerprint kits
For some reason many people who take their dogs for walks in the countryside hang the bag of poop from trees and fences. Yes they need mental healthcare but failing that they need to be arrested and educated. Simply have a quick fingerprint kit that allows members of the public to take prints and send them to the police – would work great for flytippers too.
1000 tonnes a year – yep its an offence, finding and fining the culprits would cover some of the cost. Hope it isn’t just a cult in the UK doing it.
Hehey, from the same poll page great idea “why don’t people just get their dogs to swallow condoms, so it comes out in a wee pre-packed ‘sausage of shit’ ?”
“I am a dog owner and I have done this and I think it looks pretty” is one of the options on this poll. Don’t know why the don’t just leave it to decompose if its in a forest. but yeah, finger print them and string them up… the dog owner that is. heh.
Yeah “POOP FRUIT”