A beautiful Wall Decor Sign You can choose either a 8x10 or 9x12 plaque or a chalk board (8x10), wood slat sign (9x12), canvas pillow case (16x16 cover only, perfect for a 18x18 pillow (you want the pillow 2 inches bigger than the cover to get the full fluffiness/puff)) or vinyl only (Roughly to fit
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Found the one I want. heres the link
This looks like a good retirement prezzie for those who want to tune back up to the planet.
Someone has already invented one.
https://junnong.en.made-in-china.com/product/rBLmzZXKrOhY/China-Unique-Design-Vertical-Electric-LED-Digital-Wall-Calendar-Clock.html
Check out these rotating clocks on Etsy!