Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, but you can be among the first to wear your brain on your, well, head with the Magic Brain Cap. Despite its name, there’s nothing magical about the Magic Brain Cap. It’s basically got an image of a brain printed on its surface to give the illusion ... Read more
Is Chemistry Cat correct? Is alcohol indeed the solution? I know a lot more about cats than about chemistry, so I invited an expert, Dr. Rubidium, a real live chemistry professor with a PhD and eve…
If friends rip the shite out of you to make you laugh its fine – if they do it to make others laugh at you, that’s a different matter. Not funny for suicidal teens, so beware.
For those who don’t speak much slang – “Take the piss” may be a reference to a related (and dated) idiomatic expression, piss-proud, which is a vulgar pun referring to the morning erections which happen when a man awakens at the end of a dream cycle (each about 90 minutes in length throughout the night) or may be caused by a full bladder pressing upon nerves that help effect an erection.”
Picking on the winner with most power is usually fair game, though the US don’t often share the rest of the world’s self-mocking humour. Check this yanky beard-puller out though.
British X-PM John Major was born of a circus performer, though that didn’t deter him from banning travelling people from living in the UK. Oh, and btw bless em’ “Clowns of ancient Greece were bald and wore padded clothes to appear larger.” Just sayin’
John Major was known as the grey man of British politics, though his family background and upbringing were anything but dull. Angela Wintle meets the former prime minister
lol “As the panic about evil clowns continues to build, Fiona, wait for it,,,,, Macdonald finds that the dark side of the modern circus entertainer goes back to ancient Rome”
As the panic about evil clowns continues to build, Fiona Macdonald finds that the dark side of the modern circus entertainer goes back to ancient Rome.
A protester and supporter of President Donald Trump threw feces at The Red Hen restaurant in Virginia on Tuesday, shouting “Make America Great Again” as he did so, according to the Lexington Police Department.
“Where was I? What was I saying?” We all can be a little forgetful, confused or lack focus from time to time. Learn six common causes for brain fog and how to remedy it.
AgingBooth, one of the most popular iPhone & iPad apps still FREE on the App Store! What will you look like when you’re old? And what about your friends? Find out with AgingBooth, an easy to use and amazing face aging machine on your iPhone & iPad. AgingBooth is a funny (or scary!) way to insta... Read more
Forgetting appointments and dates.
Forgetting recent conversations and events.
Feeling increasingly overwhelmed by making decisions and plans.
Having a hard time understanding directions or instructions.
Losing your sense of direction.
Losing the ability to organize tasks.
Becoming more impulsive.
Not recommended.
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Love the idea of wearing it backwards to freak people out. Not sure about the camera bit. But dropping this link as some people have been making covid masks using their own face as a template.
3D Printing a Mask of Your Own Face / 3D Printed Facemask
3D Printing a Mask of Your Own Face / 3D Printed Facemask: Need a facemask? Why not 3D print a mask of your own face!Full video here: https://youtu.be/iTilxorVIp0This mask uses a fabric liner which provides a degree of filtration as well as allowing you to use the over-the-ear loops attached. It’s... Read more
Comedy has long been the medium of choice for people to broach otherwise taboo or polarizing topics. Viral comedy sketch “I Want to Quit ISIS” creator Priyank Mathur thinks it’s time to employ comedy to fight terror — and international groups are taking notice.
The way to beat al Qaeda and stop Islamist groups gaining recruits to violent causes is to remove their “cool” image and make fun of terrorists instead, according to a major international study published on Friday.
Apparently it’s British Sausage Week! So naturally the first thing I pondered when it was brought to my attention is our love for the great British fry up... and if we’re all cannibals at heart.
here we go again, more bacon “art” on Ideamill. I am sure the nazis and staff at Guantanamo bay would love this stuff too if they had throught of it. Very odd, what people think they should do with flesh.
Meat Horse by AuTopsyTurvy - We’ve featured unusual bacon sculptures before, but the Meat Horse by AuTopsyTurvy has to take the cake for its gruesome anatomical nature. The art...
Use Ethyl Mercaptan (ethanethiol). It even has a claim to fame for being ranked as the Guinness Book of World Record’s smelliest substance. That should do the trick.
Why eat your feelings when you can eat everyone elses? And talk about just desserts - when emotions are delicious, it doesnt even matter if theyre keto! Tell your frenemies and enemies alike to go fork themselves with this tasty cross-stitch pattern. Dont forget to play with your food and then chew
Stamped fork, twisted and made into the perfect olive server. The cute play on words, Olive you, brings a bit of humor. And no more fishing with your fingers for that one olive, perfect way to serve for bloody marys too. Vintage silverplated fork was used to create this serving piece. Each one
“Military conscription may affect both contemporaneous and future criminal behaviour through a number of channels. Contemporaneous crime may decrease if conscription incapacitates young men, i.e., if it keeps them engaged and isolated from society.” doh, you don’t say. Putting people in prison also reduces the crime rate.
Abstract. We study the causal effect of mandatory military conscription in Sweden on the criminal behaviour of men born in the 1970s. We find that military serv
We sat down with ‘Joe,’ a former pickpocket who verified his skills via an unnervingly thorough video demonstration. Here’s what he told us about his former life.
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This interpretation provided the basis for a verse reply from “Philo-Rhithmus” of Edinburgh
Why the deuce do you give yourselves so much vexation,
And puzzle your brains with a long calculation
Of the number of cats, with their kittens and sacks,
Which went to St Ives, on the old women’s backs,
As you seem to suppose? — Don’t you see that the cunning
Old Querist went only? — The rest were all coming.
But grant the wives went too, — as sure’s they were married,
Eight only could go, — for the rest were all carried.
When health and safety stopped guys from wearing shorts, they took to dresses, it worked to show the stupidity of the new rules. They don’t look that good though.
Men wear dresses, skirts to work, protest safety rules
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SWELTERING builders told they could not wear shorts under health and safety rules beat the ban — by turning up in skirts. The brickies, working on a development of flats and houses in 26°C heat, w…
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Having been a Peabody Award–winning journalist and a war correspondent during the Vietnam War, Ron Nessen would become the 13th press secretary of our country,...
Black Sabbath have unveiled a âBlack Lives Matterâ t-shirt with a design based on the 'Master of Reality' album art, with all proceeds going to the movement.
Would beat the banned ‘paedo’ troll that…. “can giggle when it sits upright. However, the activation button that prompts the toy to function is inappropriately placed under the doll’s skirt and between her legs.”
Hasbro Pulls ‘Trolls World Tour’ Doll After Online Petition Points Out Inappropriate Button Placement
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Answering the question, What does a dead body smell like? can be difficult if you have never been around a dead body before. However, some people compare the putrid stench of a decomposing body to that of rotting fruit.
Convertible Police Car is a large play mat, story book and sit-in toy for kids aged 3+. The simple text of the convertible book encourages preschool reading.
UK Cops are simple to say the least – they are pretending they didn’t try it already and it didn’t work. Fuck the police if thats what it takes for them to be honest.
Police plan to use cardboard cutouts of cop cars to stop motorists speeding
CARDBOARD cutouts of police vehicles could soon be used to deter car crime and speeding. Brit cops want to try the models, which come with flashing lights, after learning of their success in Turkey…
Sounds like fun for a prank but in the UK the police started placing flat fake police cars on the side of motorways – and yes, the effect was disastrous, people who had accidents or needed help, ran up to them and realised there was no cop there at all. So there you go, coppers think its their job to be a threat to people rather than a service to keep them safe.
Surrey Is Trying To Freak You Out With Cardboard Cop Cars
Every once in a while you may see someone sharing a picture of a can of "dehydrated water." There seem to be many of these old cans around and some have been sold on eBay.
The vintage cans read "EMPTY CONTENTS OF CAN INTO ONE GALLON OF WATER. STIR UNTIL DISSOLVED. CHILL AND SERVE."
The small p
We all have that one friend or family member who doesn't want gifts because they "already have everything". So we ask yourselves: What do you buy someone who...
This, but it needs Artificial Intelligence to machine learn what you find funny. Maybe it should have face expression recognition to power it up – or would that make it too addictive for your brain?
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A great colorful collection of some of the worst dad jokes, corny jokes and funny puns you will ever find. You can not only tell them to your dad and make him proud but also become a dad and adopt the dad lifestyle!
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Air Horn Office Chair Prank: The office is a great place to prank your coworkers. Interrupt the white noise of typing keyboards and the hum of the photocopier with a blaring klaxon hidden under someone's office chair.
This is the air horn office chair prank!
Pneumatic piston...
lol, daft but you can get a cap too.
OR DIY https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/brain-hat-knitting-pattern
WANT!
i just Googled it and they exist – great idea for Halloween!
It is if you want to avoid heart disease
“pure ethanol is not a solution, but all hard spirits are solutions.”
If friends rip the shite out of you to make you laugh its fine – if they do it to make others laugh at you, that’s a different matter. Not funny for suicidal teens, so beware.
For those who don’t speak much slang – “Take the piss” may be a reference to a related (and dated) idiomatic expression, piss-proud, which is a vulgar pun referring to the morning erections which happen when a man awakens at the end of a dream cycle (each about 90 minutes in length throughout the night) or may be caused by a full bladder pressing upon nerves that help effect an erection.”
Picking on the winner with most power is usually fair game, though the US don’t often share the rest of the world’s self-mocking humour. Check this yanky beard-puller out though.
Bullying and racism can’t be funny?
British X-PM John Major was born of a circus performer, though that didn’t deter him from banning travelling people from living in the UK. Oh, and btw bless em’ “Clowns of ancient Greece were bald and wore padded clothes to appear larger.” Just sayin’
lol “As the panic about evil clowns continues to build, Fiona, wait for it,,,,, Macdonald finds that the dark side of the modern circus entertainer goes back to ancient Rome”
…and
Lol, and these, its the real thing!
lol, yeah I would buy, even if just to return the favor to those MAGAs
They should have them for shitty places too, I would buy one for my hometown for sure.
Bless this wee girl, I don’t want to soil her good name but she shows you how to do it, if only you adapt the snow color.
Adapt any nerf firing rc car with these?
Sounds like it just makes a noise rather than makes a smell.
You heard of fart bro?
Got! But I wouldn’t let any rodents near it without protection.
lol
Nice idea, reminded me of this video from a while back.
A brain fogger app would be good if you could put it in reverse mode. If that’s a thing…
Highly recommended. look at yourself being old then the mirror doesn’t seem too bad.
And get an app that makes you look old too. This looks ok, anyone?
Forgetting appointments and dates.
Forgetting recent conversations and events.
Feeling increasingly overwhelmed by making decisions and plans.
Having a hard time understanding directions or instructions.
Losing your sense of direction.
Losing the ability to organize tasks.
Becoming more impulsive.
Not recommended.
you can use them for custom facecare masks too.
Heres a vid by the guy who posted it on instructables, looks good.
Love the idea of wearing it backwards to freak people out. Not sure about the camera bit. But dropping this link as some people have been making covid masks using their own face as a template.
Chuckle.
“I want to quit ISIS” lol. Read this https://www.devex.com/news/why-more-groups-are-calling-on-comedy-to-counter-violent-extremism-91155
this idea may be the one that defeats the problem in the end.
More here. its a thing.
This?
“meat fashion” wallpaper could do the job?
here we go again, more bacon “art” on Ideamill. I am sure the nazis and staff at Guantanamo bay would love this stuff too if they had throught of it. Very odd, what people think they should do with flesh.
Use Ethyl Mercaptan (ethanethiol). It even has a claim to fame for being ranked as the Guinness Book of World Record’s smelliest substance. That should do the trick.
…. and to deter crime!
Would this help? Stink bomb recipe https://www.thoughtco.com/homemade-stink-bomb-recipe-605962
Testicular Cancer Awareness Day
I’d sooner use my scrote reliever.
smoothly does it, for plump plumbs
instructions on how to do the napkin middle finger trick too.
And this from Etsy too
cheaper than buying an olive fork on etsy
Or move to Jordan?
“Military conscription may affect both contemporaneous and future criminal behaviour through a number of channels. Contemporaneous crime may decrease if conscription incapacitates young men, i.e., if it keeps them engaged and isolated from society.” doh, you don’t say. Putting people in prison also reduces the crime rate.
lol, or get them to play the enemy when we practice.
Ha, this…
Pickpockets say wallet chains are the best thing to stop them getting your money. Interesting expose here https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1436-7-weird-things-i-learned-as-pickpocket-in-modern-world.html
Something like this would be less severe.
Spot the NAZI websites would be a fine thing if you could post their address for local antifas
Not funny for some people – but chuckle.
REMINDED ME OF THIS CORONAVIRUS VERSION OF WALDO
this would be funny, especially if you could have cartoon pics of funny Adolfs in it. Which reminds me of this…
a colleague wore one of these to work so I found a link to a similar tie online. it was quite memorable to say the least.
Like! and this mug.
Good lord, you can buy them. Kind of think they are funny.
This interpretation provided the basis for a verse reply from “Philo-Rhithmus” of Edinburgh
Why the deuce do you give yourselves so much vexation,
And puzzle your brains with a long calculation
Of the number of cats, with their kittens and sacks,
Which went to St Ives, on the old women’s backs,
As you seem to suppose? — Don’t you see that the cunning
Old Querist went only? — The rest were all coming.
But grant the wives went too, — as sure’s they were married,
Eight only could go, — for the rest were all carried.
When health and safety stopped guys from wearing shorts, they took to dresses, it worked to show the stupidity of the new rules. They don’t look that good though.
There was a spate of this a while back in the UK. when it got hot of course 😉
You mean the infamous utilikilts right?
😉
The world’s first “cheek copier” is still unknown. Butt, it could be a government press secretary…
Ragga Doo
chuckle…
lol – Tom Morello was seen wearing one
Someone get me the costume!
Would beat the banned ‘paedo’ troll that…. “can giggle when it sits upright. However, the activation button that prompts the toy to function is inappropriately placed under the doll’s skirt and between her legs.”
Still pretty though
Barbie looks more realistic nowadays, but what a nag!
I have this at home
Your Momma / Sister version is better
Weirdly, this idea could help someone…
Hmmm. nice mix of smells. looks like they would need some of these in the mix.
Angry dad would love the death version of fart spray, someone make it and sell it asap 😉
could have loads of fun spooking mates with a full sized realistic one of these.
UK Cops are simple to say the least – they are pretending they didn’t try it already and it didn’t work. Fuck the police if thats what it takes for them to be honest.
Sounds like fun for a prank but in the UK the police started placing flat fake police cars on the side of motorways – and yes, the effect was disastrous, people who had accidents or needed help, ran up to them and realised there was no cop there at all. So there you go, coppers think its their job to be a threat to people rather than a service to keep them safe.
The old ones are the best…
I received the shite version made in china via Amazon.
Already done – for the person who already has everything!
This, but it needs Artificial Intelligence to machine learn what you find funny. Maybe it should have face expression recognition to power it up – or would that make it too addictive for your brain?
This app is better than most for generating smiles on tap
There just HAS to be something better than this for topping up your brain’s happy chemicals. Suggestions?
Loving the Rocket for getting home pissed.
or just go rocket!!!!
Or just go full Herbie!
Cool
Here’s another, so funny.
Nob gags were popular during Roman conquests. They even left a small bit of art on Hadrians wall
Want!
Chuckle..
Video on how to do it
Instructables covered this, here are the instructions